icedjellytea asked: Charles is a dairy cow at a farm. Erik is a retired and badly injured fighting bull who is also very infatuated with Charles the dairy cow.
(I made two versions because I couldn’t choose what mood to go with. Have both.)
"Hey Charles," Erik the bull professed. "You look really handsome today."
"Very amoosing, my friend," Charles laughed. "As if I haven’t herd that before. You better try harder."
Erik bared his teeth in a grin. He couldn’t help it. Now that Charles was talking to him, he was going to milk this for all it’s worth. He better get this right; the steaks were high. “You’re sheer and udder perfection. Your coat is the shiniest I’ve ever seen on any living cattle and your eyes are the loveliest shade of blue.”
"How dairy you be so charming," Charles exclaimed. "Oh, Erik, I never knew you could be so romantic."
"I’ve barely grazed the surface. I cud go on all day."
"Not without proper mootivation,” Charles winked.
The other cows groaned at them and tried not to tip over from extreme exposure to puns.