Showing posts tagged with “XMFC”

icedjellytea asked: Charles is a dairy cow at a farm. Erik is a retired and badly injured fighting bull who is also very infatuated with Charles the dairy cow.

velvetcadence:

(I made two versions because I couldn’t choose what mood to go with. Have both.)

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"Hey Charles," Erik the bull professed. "You look really handsome today."

"Very amoosing, my friend," Charles laughed. "As if I haven’t herd that before. You better try harder."

Erik bared his teeth in a grin. He couldn’t help it. Now that Charles was talking to him, he was going to milk this for all it’s worth. He better get this right; the steaks were high. “You’re sheer and udder perfection. Your coat is the shiniest I’ve ever seen on any living cattle and your eyes are the loveliest shade of blue.”

"How dairy you be so charming," Charles exclaimed. "Oh, Erik, I never knew you could be so romantic."

"I’ve barely grazed the surface. I cud go on all day."

"Not without proper mootivation,” Charles winked.

The other cows groaned at them and tried not to tip over from extreme exposure to puns.

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nieniekoto:

David thinks his human is highly impractical and wants 50,000 of them
Mum was watching Prometheus on TV so I watched a few minutes of it remembering how much I loved David and I. Sort of. Rekindled it. I love this stupid android so much don’t look at me

nieniekoto:

David thinks his human is highly impractical and wants 50,000 of them

Mum was watching Prometheus on TV so I watched a few minutes of it remembering how much I loved David and I. Sort of. Rekindled it. I love this stupid android so much don’t look at me

Some things never change?

(Source: xavierstea)

(Source: xxxxxx6x)


X-MEN FIRST CLASS + Azazel

X-MEN FIRST CLASS + Azazel

palalife:

I didn’t know I miss the rain until it starts raining this week

I’m fed up and angry so to calm down I’m requesting requests. Rarepair graphics and/or xmfc graphics, and to be clear any pairing that isn’t sterek is what I consider rare SO HAVE AT IT just please take into consideration that I only have screencaps and photoshop touch (aka the ipad version of Photoshop it really needs an update I think) to work with so yeah

You were a child, crawlin’ on your knees toward it. Makin’ mama so proud, but your voice was too loud
You were a child, crawlin’ on your knees toward it. Makin’ mama so proud, but your voice was too loud

i can’t feel my legs, i can’t feel my legs, i can’t feel my legs

(Source: darkholmie)

peace was never an option.

(Source: zaynstormborn)