when covering a song, dont change the pronouns to make the song less gay, change them to make it more gay. turn every boring straight love song into a beautiful gay one. fill the world with homo.
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Fullmetal Alchemist AU: alchemy student Allison Argent tries to bring her teacher/aunt Kate back from the dead, loses an arm to the Gate of Truth, and gets an automail arm that doubles as a bow.
Allison then travels Amestris with her automail mechanic Lydia Martin (who’s also a chemist specializing in explosives) kicking ass and taking names.
They eventually end up in the tiny town of Beacon Hills, where they defeat former state Peter Hale and his apprentice Matt Daehler. Peter was trying to perfect human/wolf chimeras. Matt was more inclined towards reptiles. Allison and Lydia free their test subjects, destroy the labs, and hand the rogue alchemists over to Sheriff Stilinski.
The Skittles 13 Going On 30-Inspired!AU That No One Asked For: [part 1 of ?]
Scott McCall is a freshman, a loser and fed-up with wanting more and never getting it. Of course, his best friend, Stiles is more than okay with just having one friend, but one night, after not being noticed again by the girl of his dreams, Scott wishes that he could be more — popular, older, better — and the next thing he knows, he’s waking up, stronger, a senior, popular, and in a completely seemingly different world — but it only makes him confused, especially the fact that his best friend doesn’t seem to be his best friend…and he’s apparently spouting fangs.
"Maybe you could date the coyote."
Monster girl problems: accidentally terrorizing the girl you like when you’re just trying to say hi.
- Iron Woman: Lydia as the genius billionaire playgirl philanthropist who’s ruthless and fearless and makes herself a physical weapon and then an actual superhero. self-appointed messiah and harbinger of the future in all its destructive and triumphant glory. Scott as the sweet, well-meaning personal assistant who really has a backbone of steel and won’t let anyone walk all over him. who crafts the legacy that Lydia embodies and runs her empire when she’s off partying and living the life. who keeps her in line and reminds her she’s human. based on this post.
TW Dydia AU - Lydia is a highly skilled criminal and Derek the one trying to catch her.
"If you’re willing to chase me, I promise I’ll run slow”
AU | In “Night School” Lydia discovers Jackson’s sabotage and goes looking for Scott with a working Molotov cocktail. She discovers Scott’s secret and, together, they go after Peter Hale.
i just want a scene on teen wolf where stiles and allison and derek fight over who loves scott the most
and it dissolves into a dizzying makeout and threesome
that scott interrupts
and then it’s a foursome
during which they try to “”“”prove”“”” who loves scott more
good day my children